Mmmmm... Crisps....
Jul. 25th, 2003 10:34 amOh dear. Looks like I'll be living on crisps from now on. Yesterday I discovered the new 'Great British Takeaways' range - Chicken Tikka Masala, Sweet and Sour and Chinese Spare Rib.

(Oi nurses! How long would you live if you only ate crisps?)
OR
If you don't like crisps, perhaps you'd prefer to dress up a dead baby

(Oi nurses! How long would you live if you only ate crisps?)
OR
If you don't like crisps, perhaps you'd prefer to dress up a dead baby