My cardboard-coloured dreams

There's a scaffolding company in Maesteg that uses the slogan 'your erection is our protection' which I've always thought was a bit dodgy' and all the shops on the High Street in New Tredegar are called 'Bob's Taxis', 'Sue's Florist', 'Dave's Kebabs', 'Barbera's Groceries' and so on. I've always thought that was a bit Postman Pat-y...