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miss_squiddyResident Evil 2 was completely planky but would have been *soooooo* much better if I hadn't spent half the film wondering HOW the bottom half of Alice's trouser leg (Which had been completely disconnected from the top part) managed to stay up even though she was busy fighting monsters, jumping through plate glass windows and leaping off bridges and stuff.
And how exactly did those dead bodies buried in the graveyard contract an airborne virus and reanimate? And WHY did the big boss guy fly all the way into the middle of the infested city to watch Alice and the monster guy fight? Surely if he was clever enough to head up an international corporation he would have been clever wnough to realise that being very close to two angry monsters who didn't really like him was a little bit silly?
And why did the professor turn into a zombie when he hadn't even been bitten? And why didn't everyone in the helicopter when it was rocked by a nuclear explosion die of radiation sickness?
Also, that big scary monster type thing looked a lot like the lovechild of Boris Karloff's Frankenstein[1] and Iron Maiden's Eddy.
And Mila Jojojojojojovich (or whatever she's called) has really enormous nipples. She could have had someone's eye out with them at the end of the film.
[1]'s monster - don't be pedantic.
And how exactly did those dead bodies buried in the graveyard contract an airborne virus and reanimate? And WHY did the big boss guy fly all the way into the middle of the infested city to watch Alice and the monster guy fight? Surely if he was clever enough to head up an international corporation he would have been clever wnough to realise that being very close to two angry monsters who didn't really like him was a little bit silly?
And why did the professor turn into a zombie when he hadn't even been bitten? And why didn't everyone in the helicopter when it was rocked by a nuclear explosion die of radiation sickness?
Also, that big scary monster type thing looked a lot like the lovechild of Boris Karloff's Frankenstein[1] and Iron Maiden's Eddy.
And Mila Jojojojojojovich (or whatever she's called) has really enormous nipples. She could have had someone's eye out with them at the end of the film.
[1]'s monster - don't be pedantic.
