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Resident Evil 2 was completely planky but would have been *soooooo* much better if I hadn't spent half the film wondering HOW the bottom half of Alice's trouser leg (Which had been completely disconnected from the top part) managed to stay up even though she was busy fighting monsters, jumping through plate glass windows and leaping off bridges and stuff.
( Don't read this bit if you don't want me to spoil it... )
Also, that big scary monster type thing looked a lot like the lovechild of Boris Karloff's Frankenstein[1] and Iron Maiden's Eddy.
And Mila Jojojojojojovich (or whatever she's called) has really enormous nipples. She could have had someone's eye out with them at the end of the film.
[1]'s monster - don't be pedantic.
( Don't read this bit if you don't want me to spoil it... )
Also, that big scary monster type thing looked a lot like the lovechild of Boris Karloff's Frankenstein[1] and Iron Maiden's Eddy.
And Mila Jojojojojojovich (or whatever she's called) has really enormous nipples. She could have had someone's eye out with them at the end of the film.
[1]'s monster - don't be pedantic.
