It's got to be a joke, hasn't it? A bored author's idea of a bit of fun? I love the names.
"What was your name again?" "Uh... Spikenard." "Sorry?" "Spikenard." "Are you sure? "*Yes of course I'm sure!" "Oh. It's just..." "What?" "Well, it sounds more like an implement of some sort. Like, maybe the bit on the back of an axe." "Thanks." "Or maybe an insult. Like, a kid might say, 'Dude! That's totally spikenard!'" "Yeah yeah. What's your name then? McFuck?" "Actually, it's Seremonth." "Seremoth?" "No, Sere*month*." "Oh. Seremunch? Theremin? Isthereamulch? Ow! Hey! You started it!"
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Date: 2009-03-12 09:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-12 09:54 pm (UTC)No wonder children growing up these days have no idea about sex!
The question is, Is this better or *worse* than Twilight. :)
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Date: 2009-03-13 12:24 am (UTC)"What was your name again?"
"Uh... Spikenard."
"Sorry?"
"Spikenard."
"Are you sure?
"*Yes of course I'm sure!"
"Oh. It's just..."
"What?"
"Well, it sounds more like an implement of some sort. Like, maybe the bit on the back of an axe."
"Thanks."
"Or maybe an insult. Like, a kid might say, 'Dude! That's totally spikenard!'"
"Yeah yeah. What's your name then? McFuck?"
"Actually, it's Seremonth."
"Seremoth?"
"No, Sere*month*."
"Oh. Seremunch? Theremin? Isthereamulch? Ow! Hey! You started it!"
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Date: 2009-03-13 12:00 pm (UTC)Frankly I'm shocked that that even published one let alone three others . . .
xxx
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Date: 2009-03-13 02:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-13 03:48 pm (UTC)