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miss_squiddyDid you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during root canal surgery?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(Thank you Ponty! You are now banned from sending me any more mail.)
His goal: transcend dental medication.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(Thank you Ponty! You are now banned from sending me any more mail.)
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Date: 2004-07-16 09:10 am (UTC)when I get up off the floor and have swept up...
Date: 2004-07-16 09:15 am (UTC)first one was a bit pants.
second two have vastly improved my day that was looking to be sucky and boring!
DuNkx
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Date: 2004-07-16 10:07 am (UTC)I wreak my rewenge
Date: 2004-07-16 10:25 am (UTC)Pink fluff.
What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 10:37 am (UTC)'Officer, officer! Ive been graped!'
'don't you mean raped?' asks a most befuddled policeman,
'No, there was a bunch of them'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
so there.
DuNkx
Re: well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 10:46 am (UTC)Re: well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 11:54 am (UTC)Re: well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 12:01 pm (UTC)that reminds me..
Why does Rupert the bear wear yellow checked trousers?
Because he's a twat.
DuNkx
Re: well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 12:39 pm (UTC)Re: well my rewenge shall beat your rewenge and make it cry!
Date: 2004-07-16 12:57 pm (UTC)but let me leave you with this my first ever joke..
Whats red and furry?
The carpet.
(it was)
DuNkx
Re: I wreak my rewenge
Date: 2004-07-16 11:09 am (UTC)The grip.
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Date: 2004-07-16 10:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-16 11:10 am (UTC)Groan!
Date: 2004-07-16 12:02 pm (UTC)When I was a kid I wanted to be a surgeon.
What went wrong?
They don't let children perform operations.
corny
Date: 2004-07-16 12:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-16 05:33 pm (UTC)"Easy", the barman replied "You're off your tits and your mate's blatantly about to start something!!"
XD
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Date: 2004-07-16 05:56 pm (UTC)The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Ithankyew
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Date: 2004-07-16 09:07 pm (UTC)'How much is that?' asks the neutron.
'For you, sir, no charge!' (says the barman).
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other:
'I've just lost an electron!'
'Are you sure?'
'Yes, I'm positive!'
(no subject)
Date: 2004-07-16 09:09 pm (UTC)'What ever you do, you don't want to start any trouble with him!' says one piece of the M25 to the other.'
'Why not?'
'Because he's a fucking cycle path!'
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Date: 2004-07-19 09:37 am (UTC)